My remorse began immediately. I expected as much, just not so much. I knew I wanted to experiment with some type of commitment. I had narrowed it down to: dog, tattoo, wife. I figured getting a dog would be the easiest to get out of if things went bad. Of course, commitments always go bad; that's why no one should ever commit to anything. OK, that's material for another blog.
Later, inside the house I found the evidence of the most heinous offense that I had feared: Copper had pissed on the carpet. I don't care how bad the marriage gets, a wife would never do something like that. It will be basement and garage sleeping arrangements until I get the doggy gates. Crap, do I really have to get doggy gates?
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